Digging For Water Page

Narrator Ultimate champ training, training Howdy y'all I'm Coach Terry, you can call me Coach Terry. Don't dig for water under the outhouse. Let's do this! Champ's are healthy, they love a good smoothie for a snack, so let's make one. Y'all twist your body like a blender to the left and to the right. Move it slow, as you mix up the low-fat yogurt and skim milk. Now, make it go faster so you can crush up the blueberries, strawberries, and bananas. Twist and crush it, go a little faster to make it all frothy and delicious. Yes siree! You got some smooth moves champ! Now drink up! Can you dig it? Yes you can! Y'all get down and dirty and dig. Put your hands on a shovel and dig, you dig? Dig in the dirt, throw the dirt, dig in the dirt, throw the dirt, dig down deep, even deeper, dig faster, and faster, and faster. Dig like you've never dug before. What? I have absolutely no idea, but champs just love to dig, you dig? So dig it! Champs stand out in a crowd. Jump your legs out and raise your arms up high, then jump your legs together and bring your hands down. It's like a jumping jack. Y'all do jumping jacks and make your body say, look at me people! Yes siree! Faster jumping jacks, even faster jumping jacks. Y'all were in a crowd of one bajillion people, I'd see you, only you, unless all bajillion of them were doing jumping jacks, and then I'd be a bit confused. Hot dog! Let's catch a breath. Breathe in and breath out. Yee-haw! Champs have guts. Y'all put your hands on your gut and roll your hips around in a circle. Roll one way, rolling, rolling, rolling, spill your guts. Rolling the other way, rolling, rolling, rolling, sweet! Now fast, bust a gut. Roll, roll, roll, roll. Yes siree! You sure are gutsy. Now slow your roll. Roll, roll, roll. Know what? My gut tells me you're a true champ! Even when champs lose, they win! Let's do the champ victory dance. Y'all shake your hips. Wiggle them back and forth. Shake! Raise your arms in the air and shake them too. Shake a shake a shake. Now shake your head, yes siree! Kick one leg, turn around. Touch the ground and jump in the air like you just don't care. Big crazy finish! Hot diggity, y'all are victorious! That was awesome. Give yourself a self-five. Yee-haw!