Moose Don't Allow Page

(trumpets) Bridget, do you see that sign? No dancing? What's up with that? Moose don't allow no fancy dancin' around here. That's crazy, right? Moose don't allow no fancy dancin' around here. It makes no sense. Well, we don't care what Moose don't allow, gonna fancy dance anyhow. Moose don't allow no fancy dancin' around here. Well, I'm still dancin' Moose don't allow no boot scootin' around here. Yee haw! Moose don't allow no boot scootin' around here. Wahoo! Well, we don't care what Moose don't allow, gonna scoot our boots anyhow. Moose don't allow no boot scootin' around here. Ride 'em cowboy! Moose don't allow no shimmy shakin' around here. Shimmy shimmy shimmy! Moose don't allow no shimmy shakin' around here. (record scratch) Bonjourno. Hey, man. Just tying my shoe. Well, we don't care what Moose don't allow, gonna shake and shimmy anyhow. Moose don't allow no shimmy shakin' around here Shimmy shimmy shimmy! Moose don't allow no whip nae nae around here. Watch me, watch me! Moose don't allow no whip nae nae around here. Bop bop! We don't care what Moose don't allow. Gonna whip and nae nae anyhow. Moose don't allow no whip nae nae around here. Woo, kick it! Moose don't allow no cha-cha around here. Ol! Moose don't allow no cha-cha around here. Calient! Well, we don't care what Moose don't allow. We're gonna cha-cha-cha anyhow. Moose don't allow no cha-cha around here. (record scratch) Hey! Arrivederci! Vmonos! Do you think he knew we were dancing? Uh. Moose don't allow no ballet turnin' around here. Up on relev! Moose don't allow no ballet turnin' around here. And grand pli! Well, we don't care what Moose don't allow. We're gonna ballet turn, cha-cha-cha, whip nae nae, shimmy shake, scoot our boots anyhow. Moose don't allow no fancy dancin' around here. What's this I hear about me not allowing dancing? I love the dancing! The sign! Oh! Yeah! There's a leaf on it. It says, no dancing... gorillas! Oh! Of course! They always step on my feet. Aaaaaa!! Gorilla dancing, na na na na na! I'll get you, you crazy gorilla! I'll get you! Come get me! C'mon! Awkward! Dancing gorilla! Dancing gorilla! Dancing gorilla!