U Can't Touch This Page

I'm Athena. I'm Serena. And I'm Kai. And you're watching MTV Noodle Television. [MC HAMMER, "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS"] (SINGING) Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this My, my, my, my music hits me so [MUTED] Makes me say, oh my [MUTED] Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat that you can't touch I told you, homeboy Can't touch this Yeah, that's how we're living and you know Can't touch this Look at my eyes, man Can't touch this Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that So you know you wanna dance So move outta your seat And get a fly girl And catch this beat While it's rolling Hold on Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a missions, so make 'em fall back Let them know That you're too much And this is a beat you can't touch Yo, I told you You can't touch this Why are you standing there, man? Break it down Stop, Hammer time Every time you see me The Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor And I'm magic on the mic Now, why would I ever stop doing this With others making records That just don't hit? I've toured around the world from London to The Bay It's Hammer! Go, Hammer! MC Hammer! Yo, Hammer! And the rest can go and play Can't touch this You can't touch this Can't touch this