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Hum De Dum. (clack) Ain't that funky now (beat boxing) Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Now ooh Ain't that funky, now Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a spider and sat down beside her Now ooh Ain't that funky now Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Mary had a little lamb Whose fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went Now ooh Ain't that funky now Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty I'm a little teapot short and stout Here is my handle, here is my spout When I get all steamed up I will shout Woo Ain't that funky now Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Peter, peter, pumpkin eater Had a wife and couldn't keep her Put her in a pumpkin shell And ooh Ain't that funky now Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Bah bah black sheep have you any wool Yes sir, yes sir three bags full One for my master and one for my Woo Ain't that funky now Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques Dormez-vous, dormez-vous Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines Ding Ain't that funky now Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jump over the ooh Ain't that funky now Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on that farm he had a Ooh Ain't that funky now Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De-Dumpty-Dumpty Hump-De-Dump Hump-Hump-De I think it's over. Awkward. Ain't that funky now? (bird chirps) (moose calls)