Moose on the Loose Page

Voiceover Indoor Recess: Moose on the Loose Howdy, y'all, I'm Coach Terry and you can call me Coach Terry. McPufferson just ran through my gym screaming "There's a moose on the loose!" What that little purple fellow doesn't know is that it's my good friend, Mooselini and he's here for some indoor recess. Move your caboose right along with them! Hello, Joe! (beat boxing) Hello, my name is Joe. I have a wife, a dog, and a family. I work in a button factory. One day my boss came up to me and said "Hey Joe, are you busy?" I said "No." "So turn the wheel with your left arm." Hello, my name is Joe. I have a wife, a dog, and a family. I work in a button factory. One day my boss came up to me and said "Hey Joe, are you busy?" I said "No." "So turn the wheel with your right leg." Hello, my name is Joe. I have a wife, a dog, and a family. I work in a button factory. One day my boss came up to me and said "Hey Joe, are you busy?" I said "No." "So turn the wheel with your left leg." Hello, my name is Joe. I have a wife, a dog, and a family. I work in a button factory. One day my boss came up to me and said "Hey Joe, are you busy? I said "No." "So turn the wheel with your head." Hello, my name is Joe. I have a wife, a dog, and a family. I work in a button factory. One day my boss came up to me and said "Hey Joe, are you busy?" I said "Yes!" I quit! Can I have a raise? Me too? Moose Eh, I'll think about it. The llama song! Faster, people! Even faster, people! As fast as you can, people! Hey, I love the llamas! Peanut better in a cup. Sing and dance along! Why not? Why not? My back is aching, the sun's too bright, my hips are popping from left to right, from the left, to the right, from the left, to the right, to the left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, Why not? Why not? My back's aching, the sun's too bright, my hips are popping from left to right, to the left, to the right, to the left, to the right, to the left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, Girls Why not? Why not? My back is aching, this light's too bright, my hips are popping from left to right, to the left, to the right, to the left, to the right, to the left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, Girls Why not? Why not? My back's aching, this lipstick's too bright, my hips keep popping from left to right, to the left, to the right, to the left, to the right, to the left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, Why not? Why not? to the left, to the right, to the left, to the right, to the left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, Why not? Why not? to the left, to the right, to the left, to the right, to the left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, (laughs) I am so pumped up! Go bananas! Are you guys okay? That's crazy bananas. I'm going bananas! A moose-ta-cha! (beat boxing) A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! Thumbs up, Thumbs up, Elbows back! Elbows back! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! Thumbs up, Thumbs up, Elbows back, Elbows back, Feet apart, Feet apart, Knees together! Knees together! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! Thumbs up, Thumbs up, Elbows back, Elbows back, Feet apart, Feet apart, Knees together, Knees together, Chest out, Chest out, Tail out! Tail out! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! Thumbs up, Thumbs up, Elbows back, Elbows back, Feet apart, Feet apart, Knees together, Knees together, Chest out, Chest out, Tail out, Tail out, Tongue down! Tongue down! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! Thumbs up, Thumbs up, Elbows back, Elbows back, Feet apart, Feet apart, Knees together, Knees together, Chest out, Chest out, Tail out, Tail out, Tongue down, Tongue down, Eyes shut! Eyes shut! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! A-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha, a-moose-ta-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha! Yeehaw! I love to let loose with that moose! Remember y'all, if you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus. Then you have to roll around and scream in pain. Chow for now!