McPufferson

3rd Grade

mccalljes@craterlakecharter.org

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Honey is the only food that won't get rotten...ever!

There are 293 different ways to make change for $1!

Thomas Edison, the inventor of the light bulb, was afraid of the dark!

The ice cream cone was originally invented to hold flowers, not ice cream.

Dogs have better hearing than humans. I have better hearing than my grandpa.

Sharks don't have a single bone in their bodies!

A group of cats is called a clowder. Do clowders like to eat clam chowders!? I do.

You can tell the age of a whale by looking at the wax plug in its ear. No thanks.

All humans have unique fingerprints and tongue prints...but don't stick your tongue in ink.

Butterflies taste their food by standing on it. I tried that and ended up with a mushy sandwich.

It's impossible for most people to lick their elbows. Doesn't mean I can't still try!

The human head weighs 10 pounds. The McPufferson head weighs 18 pounds!

A dime has 118 ridges around its edge. It took me half an hour and a magnifying glass to bring you this info.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated, but don't mistake them for leftover pasta!

A shrimp's heart is in its head. My mom always says I wear my heart on my eyeballs.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth. Let's just hope my dentist doesn't have that.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump. That said, they sure can dance!

I'm the one you want to play Trivial Pursuit with.

Have you ever read the encyclopedia for fun?

Technically speaking, strawberries aren't even berries! Technically speaking, they are delicious.

It's important to focus and not allow yourself to get distrac-- ... Hey, look! A butterfly!

I just read the entire Internet. Best night ever!

If I ever get a pet dragon, I'm totally naming it Drake.

If you cut off a lizard's tail, it will regrow. But that doesn't mean he'll be happy about it.

I have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. Well, knowledge and milk. But mostly knowledge.

If you tape a fifth leaf onto a four-leaf clover, will you be extra lucky?

Spinning around in circles is a fun way to learn about centrifugal force-- and an even more fun way to see your breakfast again.

My teacher says I should sit at my desk. But I keep telling her doing jumping jacks helps me think!

I can recite pi to a thousand places. And I've eaten pie in 10,000 places.

Just looked up "Wikipedia" on Wikipedia. Mind officially blown!

Bigfoot is totally a myth. At least that's what my BFF the Loch Ness Monster told me.

Speed doesn't matter if you're going the wrong way!

Going fast is way more fun than going slow!

I like everything fast, except fast food!

Some people use #hashtags. I use #flashtags!

My favorite day of the week is FLASHback Friday!

Lightning never strikes twice, but FLASH does!

Fast as Flash can be, you'll never catch me!

Flash Bolton

I'll just be over here, under this blanket.

Yes, I know I scored a hat trick, but I'm going to leave now.

Sorry if that fist pump seemed too raucous.

I can't make the postgame party. I have to, uh... do something else.

That goalie looks sad. Someone should give her a hug.

Excuse me, Mr. Referee, could you please not blow your whistle so loudly?

Sure, I'll give you a high five. But let's not try anything too flashy.

Could you please point that spotlight at someone else?

Would you like half of my chocolate chip cookie?

I'll sit out this round so you can have a chance to play.

You look cold, would you like to borrow my mittens?

Maybe one day I'll be able to make a speech in front of the class, but not today.

Please don't make me the first in line. Please don't make me the first in line.

I promise, it didn't hurt. And besides, I have nine more toes. 

I like to pass the ball so others can take a shot.

Don't be silly, everyone scores 37 goals a game.

I like cradling the ball, and I like cradling sweet little kittens.

Squeaky Laroo

You have the ability to move mountains. Just paint them somewhere else on your canvas.

Remember: Thin paint sticks to thick paint.

However you want it to be is just right for you.

In my world, there's always a happy little tree.

When I paint, I like to make noises. Shwooop!

Talk to the trees. Make friends with them.

The secret to doing anything is believing you can do it.

Think of your mistakes as wonderful accidents.

Let's paint a happy painting and make sounds like tiny puppies.

You get to make a lot of big decisions in your little world.

Everyone can paint. All you need to do is try.

I love my imagination. I hope you love yours.

You need some dark in order to see the light.

Beauty is everywhere. Just look around you.

Clouds are happy. Trees are happy. I am happy.

It's all about the blending. Blend, blend, blend.

Trust the process, my friends. Trust the process.

The canvas is the best place to lose your inhibitions.

There's nothing more majestic than a decaying piece of bark.

Expressing yourself is the most generous thing you can do.

Inside every one of us is a rainbow just waiting to sparkle.

Mother Nature is the greatest artist of all time.

Breathe in your joy, breathe out your sorrow.

Art is within you, within me, and within trees.

Van Go

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

Love is like butter: You have to spread it.

Be better than the person you were yesterday.

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

Don't think about what could go wrong. Think about what will go right.

Check out my new blog, "Meditations on Meditation."

Choose happiness. If happiness isn't available, choose ice cream.

Live the way you sing: From the heart and with perfect harmony.

Om Petalhead

Squatchy likes rock and roll. Especially rock.

Object at rest will stay at rest. Oh! It's time for Squatchy's nap!

Squatchy's club perfect for pointing out elements on periodic table.

Just got my cave outfitted with fiber-optic cable.

I can't talk to animals, but I am fluent in JavaScript.

In Squatchy's world, "simple machines" are laptops, tablets, and cell phones.

If you honestly think earth is flat, you must be living in a cave.

Squatchy Berger

TBH, never ask a lobster for anything. They're sooooo shellfish!

I like to watch "Whale of Fortune" with my grandpa.

I can tune a piano but I can't tuna fish.

Brb, I have to go to the little gills room. :)

The ocean is so totally friendly. It always waves at me.

Wait, I don't get it! Could you be a little more Pacific? Hehe.

My brother thinks he's so totally gillarious. He is so not.

Like, I'm a gill and my brother is a buoy.

Sometimes even I need a little kelp with my homework.

IDK about you, but I think clown fish are funny!

I dolphinitely think my friends are the best.

Sometimes I feel like I'm reinventing the whale!

I'm always searching for my porpoise in life.

I have the best friends in the entire tunaverse.

My water polo coach says I'm the punniest kid he's ever met.

I asked my oyster friend to tell me a secret, but she totally clammed up.

My teacher says he's haddock up to here with my fish stories.

Someday I'm gonna be a giant fish in a giant pond.

Flo Yo

I keep hitting the SPACE bar, but for some reason I'm still on earth!?

Can we have a brief moment of SCIENCE please?

Never trust an ATOM, they make up everything!!!

Life is an experiment. Test your hypothesis.

Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the STARS!

When it rains, look for rainbows. When it's dark, look for stars!

If you want stretchy slime, add conditioner and corn flour!

If you want smelly slime, put in a few pumps of foaming hand soap!

If you want fluffy slime, add in some shaving cream! (But not too much or else it will make your slime like spaghetti!)

You'll never know if something works unless you experiment!

Nova SteamSteen

Some people call me a nerd. I prefer the term intellectual rock star!

Inventions are like a dictionary: They add meaning to my life.

Willy Wonka once said "Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

I invented the Convincinator to get my way. It would be the BEST invention ever if only I could convince someone to use it.

Life without megabytes would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

H3ll0! 1f u c4n r34d th1s, y0u'r3 8r1LL4nt :-)

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

Ack! I must dash because my photon modulator capacitor needs to be re-conjunculated ASAP!

When I was younger, I called my father "Data."

Inventions makes my zygomaticus muscles contract. Translation: They make me smile!

I created the Laser-Racer to tie my shoes in a tight knot. It's perfect, except for the fact that I can't get my shoes off.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

Cn u rd ths? f so u cn gt a jb n cmptr programming.

Everyone has an inner geek. I just have an outer one too!

There's a potential robot solution for every problem.

Anyone here named Leslie? Because if so, I can spell your name on my calculator!

Inventing is like dividing by zero. You cannot define it.

It doesn't take a genius to recognize my genius.

Yes, I know my lab is on fire. How else am I going to test out my new sprinkler system?

I once invented a device that could detect a high IQ. But it exploded when I tried it on myself.

The only thing more astonishing than my brilliance is my humility.

When it comes to the science fair, everyone else is competing for second.

One time I thought I was wrong. But it turns out I was mistaken.

Look, I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel. But if I did reinvent the wheel, my version would be way better.

What you call science fiction, I call science fact.

I'm not saying I know everything. I mean, I'm thinking it... but I'm not saying it.

There's a simple reason we still don't have flying cars: It's because I haven't invented them yet.

Great minds think alike. But the greatest minds think like I do.

Zapp von Doubler

Some call soccer "the beautiful game." I call fútbol, "el mejor juego del mundo."

There is no "I" in team, but there's one in "equipo."

My soccer ball's name is "Súper Balón."

Lo siento! I think that's my ball in your flower pot.

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ... VAMOS!

Did you know that 32 teams from around the world play at the World Cup? Treinta y dos países... ¡Guau!

It's possible to take a free kick inside the penalty box. Mind blown!

Súper Rufus

Car goes beep beep! Gulps goes gulp gulp!

Water is two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen, a million parts delicious.

Sparkling, still, or tap water? Yes, yes, and yes!

Take a hike, straw! You're only slowing me down.

You can lead a horse to water. And when you do, he'll be psyched!

Can I cut in line for the bathroom? I really have to go!

Guess who has never gotten a headache, cramps, or acne because he drinks a ton of water? This guy!

Water, water everywhere... Sounds like paradise!

Do you need an extra water bottle? 'Cause I have 500.

If I ever have twins, I'm naming them "Chug" and "Guzzle."

Gulps Wodda

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

"Stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."

To baste or not to baste? That is the question.

Blanch your beans, my friends. Blanch them!

Pardon me, I have to go caramelize my onions.

What I wouldn't do for a balsamic drizzle right now.

I have two words for you: heirloom tomatoes.

Kiss the cook! But not after he eats six cloves of garlic.

If anyone needs me, I'll be at the farmers market.

Guess who won a blue ribbon for his chicken cordon bleu?

Whoever said you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs has never seen me whip up brunch.

If you allow yourself one luxury in life, make it imported olive oil.

It's true! I teared up when I saw that documentary about chopping onions.

I call my famous cheese-infused tomato soup "nacho gazpacho".

Chris Shabob

If you find yourself in a hole... stop digging!

Don't go in if you don't know the way out.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

You don't choose the mustache, it chooses you.

If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

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