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2nd Grade

Nick pufferson

Speed doesn't matter if you're going the wrong way!

Going fast is way more fun than going slow!

I like everything fast, except fast food!

Some people use #hashtags. I use #flashtags!

My favorite day of the week is FLASHback Friday!

Lightning never strikes twice, but FLASH does!

Fast as Flash can be, you'll never catch me!

Flash Bolton

You, my friends, are radical. Totally radical!

Yogurt is totally tubular. Especially the tube yogurt.

I had a hot dog for breakfast. Psych! I had some boss granola.

My cousin Lazy Davy is such a couch potato.

The only posers I like are the other peeps in my yoga class.

Some people call avocados "alligator pears." I call them "totally rad."

When life gives you lemons, ollie over them and make yourself some killer lemonade.

Tangy Bodangy

I like punctuation. Wait... actually, I love it!

Having fun isn't hard when you have a library card.

I've been thinking about writing a mystery. Or have I?

Woo-woo-woo! Pull over! You're being cited by the grammar police.

I got this beret from my cousin Juste Pierre.

To quote a great philosopher, "Hello, my name is Just Gary."

Haiku is the best... most spectacular form of... poetry ever.

Could you please keep it down? This is a library.

Are you as excited as I am about my upcoming memoir?

I like to wax my goatee while I'm waxing poetic.

Psst. If you play your cards right, you might get to join my book club.

It's all Greek to me. But fortunately, I speak Greek!

Just Gary

I keep hitting the SPACE bar, but for some reason I'm still on earth!?

Can we have a brief moment of SCIENCE please?

Never trust an ATOM, they make up everything!!!

Life is an experiment. Test your hypothesis.

Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the STARS!

When it rains, look for rainbows. When it's dark, look for stars!

If you want stretchy slime, add conditioner and corn flour!

If you want smelly slime, put in a few pumps of foaming hand soap!

If you want fluffy slime, add in some shaving cream! (But not too much or else it will make your slime like spaghetti!)

You'll never know if something works unless you experiment!

Nova SteamSteen

I just did a front flip into a gyro, followed by a fresh backspin.

Originality is when you mix two things that haven't been mixed before.

Today I'm in the mood for a power move. Whoop!

I'm looking for pure mastership of my moves.

Moves are like words. You put them together and they form a thought.

Everybody speaks dance, no matter where you're from.

The world looks pretty dope when you're spinning on your head.

I'm not "spitting uncontrollably," Mom! I'm beatboxing!

The "MC" in my name stands for "Majorly Cheerful."

I do my best thinking when I'm doing the worm.

MC Wigglewomp

My mother keeps lots of bit n' bobs around the house.

I feel like I haven't seen you in donkey's ears!

After this exercise, I'm off to Bedfordshire!

How's the weather by you? It's monkeys outside here!

Don't be skive. Sit up and get ready to move!

No need to be collywobbles! You're the best!

The two most delightful sounds on earth? "Ping" and "pong."

I love to move while I'm watching the custard and jelly!

My advice in tennis and in life: Chip and charge, my good man. Chip and charge.

You can call it a birdie, but to me, it'll always be a shuttlecock.

Well, you've certainly thrown a spanner in the works!

Bartleby Trunks

Don't focus on your flaws. Focus on your fabulousness!

There is no one in the world like YOU! (Not even your identical twin!)

You don't need weights to work out, you just need to want to!

Twisting open a jar of mayonnaise is not exercise!

When you think you can't do any more, do two more!

Flap your own wings and do your own flying!

There's nothing like touching your toes in the morning.

When your body is tired, exercise with your heart!

Your body is the only place you have to live. Take care of it!

Be better than you were yesterday, but not as good as tomorrow!

The only thing you have to be is the best you that you can be!

You look your best when you're covered with sweat!

"Can't" isn't in my vocabulary (except for when I just used it).

Setting goals is the first step toward accomplishing them.

Strong in mind, strong in body, strong in spirit!

Shane Fonda

You have the ability to move mountains. Just paint them somewhere else on your canvas.

Remember: Thin paint sticks to thick paint.

However you want it to be is just right for you.

In my world, there's always a happy little tree.

When I paint, I like to make noises. Shwooop!

Talk to the trees. Make friends with them.

The secret to doing anything is believing you can do it.

Think of your mistakes as wonderful accidents.

Let's paint a happy painting and make sounds like tiny puppies.

You get to make a lot of big decisions in your little world.

Everyone can paint. All you need to do is try.

I love my imagination. I hope you love yours.

You need some dark in order to see the light.

Beauty is everywhere. Just look around you.

Clouds are happy. Trees are happy. I am happy.

It's all about the blending. Blend, blend, blend.

Trust the process, my friends. Trust the process.

The canvas is the best place to lose your inhibitions.

There's nothing more majestic than a decaying piece of bark.

Expressing yourself is the most generous thing you can do.

Inside every one of us is a rainbow just waiting to sparkle.

Mother Nature is the greatest artist of all time.

Breathe in your joy, breathe out your sorrow.

Art is within you, within me, and within trees.

Van Go

Some call soccer "the beautiful game." I call fútbol, "el mejor juego del mundo."

There is no "I" in team, but there's one in "equipo."

My soccer ball's name is "Súper Balón."

Lo siento! I think that's my ball in your flower pot.

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ... VAMOS!

Did you know that 32 teams from around the world play at the World Cup? Treinta y dos países... ¡Guau!

It's possible to take a free kick inside the penalty box. Mind blown!

Súper Rufus

You learn a sentence from a win and a book from a loss!

Nobody that gave his best ever regretted it.

Sometimes I huddle and sometimes I cuddle. (Don't tell!)

I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty awesome.

Forget the whole nine yards! I want the entire ten!

We didn't lose the game, we were just slightly less victorious than the other guys.

Vince Pylon

Car goes beep beep! Gulps goes gulp gulp!

Water is two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen, a million parts delicious.

Sparkling, still, or tap water? Yes, yes, and yes!

Take a hike, straw! You're only slowing me down.

You can lead a horse to water. And when you do, he'll be psyched!

Can I cut in line for the bathroom? I really have to go!

Guess who has never gotten a headache, cramps, or acne because he drinks a ton of water? This guy!

Water, water everywhere... Sounds like paradise!

Do you need an extra water bottle? 'Cause I have 500.

If I ever have twins, I'm naming them "Chug" and "Guzzle."

Gulps Wodda

Honey is the only food that won't get rotten...ever!

There are 293 different ways to make change for $1!

Thomas Edison, the inventor of the light bulb, was afraid of the dark!

The ice cream cone was originally invented to hold flowers, not ice cream.

Dogs have better hearing than humans. I have better hearing than my grandpa.

Sharks don't have a single bone in their bodies!

A group of cats is called a clowder. Do clowders like to eat clam chowders!? I do.

You can tell the age of a whale by looking at the wax plug in its ear. No thanks.

All humans have unique fingerprints and tongue prints...but don't stick your tongue in ink.

Butterflies taste their food by standing on it. I tried that and ended up with a mushy sandwich.

It's impossible for most people to lick their elbows. Doesn't mean I can't still try!

The human head weighs 10 pounds. The McPufferson head weighs 18 pounds!

A dime has 118 ridges around its edge. It took me half an hour and a magnifying glass to bring you this info.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated, but don't mistake them for leftover pasta!

A shrimp's heart is in its head. My mom always says I wear my heart on my eyeballs.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth. Let's just hope my dentist doesn't have that.

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump. That said, they sure can dance!

I'm the one you want to play Trivial Pursuit with.

Have you ever read the encyclopedia for fun?

Technically speaking, strawberries aren't even berries! Technically speaking, they are delicious.

It's important to focus and not allow yourself to get distrac-- ... Hey, look! A butterfly!

I just read the entire Internet. Best night ever!

If I ever get a pet dragon, I'm totally naming it Drake.

If you cut off a lizard's tail, it will regrow. But that doesn't mean he'll be happy about it.

I have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. Well, knowledge and milk. But mostly knowledge.

If you tape a fifth leaf onto a four-leaf clover, will you be extra lucky?

Spinning around in circles is a fun way to learn about centrifugal force-- and an even more fun way to see your breakfast again.

My teacher says I should sit at my desk. But I keep telling her doing jumping jacks helps me think!

I can recite pi to a thousand places. And I've eaten pie in 10,000 places.

Just looked up "Wikipedia" on Wikipedia. Mind officially blown!

Bigfoot is totally a myth. At least that's what my BFF the Loch Ness Monster told me.

If you find yourself in a hole... stop digging!

Don't go in if you don't know the way out.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

You don't choose the mustache, it chooses you.

If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Don't mess with something that's not bothering you.

The only way to avoid housework is to live outside.

Common sense isn't as common as you'd think.

You can tell a lot about a man from the size of his moustache.

Congratulations, son. You just met your hero.

Even the finest pair of boots needs a little breakin' in.

That ain't an eclipse. I just flexed my biceps and blocked out the sun.

I live by two R's and a dubya: Ropin', ridin', and wranglin'!

I see you admirin' the ol' chin whiskers. And I can't say I blame ya.

Time for this buckeroo to ride off into the sunset.

Now who should I make this autograph out to?

Bart Reynolds

Squatchy likes rock and roll. Especially rock.

Object at rest will stay at rest. Oh! It's time for Squatchy's nap!

Squatchy's club perfect for pointing out elements on periodic table.

Just got my cave outfitted with fiber-optic cable.

I can't talk to animals, but I am fluent in JavaScript.

In Squatchy's world, "simple machines" are laptops, tablets, and cell phones.

If you honestly think earth is flat, you must be living in a cave.

Squatchy Berger

I need music like dogs need bones. Ya dig?

This is happening! You know what I mean?!

I've never seen such a bunch of cool cats.

I don't want to toot my own horn... actually, wait, yes I do!

Didgeridoo you like Australian instruments?

A 40-minute bongo solo? Yaaaas! Turn it up!

Penny Gee

When you have 21 siblings, there are tons of people to help find your pet mouse.

My brother Pickles can be a real sourpuss!

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